A Boys Life ! |
do you get if you cross a zombie with a boy scout ?|
A creature that scares old ladies across
the road !
did the invisible boy upset his mother ?|
He kept appearing !
How was that science fiction movie you saw last night ?|
Dr Frankenstein: Oh, the same old story
- boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy builds new girl ...!
you hear about the boy who got worried when his nose grew to
be eleven inches long ?|
He thought it might turn into a foot !
out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's
'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull
the cat's tail !'
not pulling !' replied the little boy. 'I'm only holding on
- the cat's pulling !'
was a little boy who had really smelly feet. One night before
he went to bed his mother told him that tomorrow was a very
special day and the when he woke up his feet wouldn't smell
The boy was so excited he hardly slept.
But, eventually, he dropped off.
morning, his mother woke him early.
first thing he did was sniff his feet. They smelled even worse
mother just laughed and said 'April Fool !'
was showing a schoolboy round his farm when they came to a
field where the farmer's sheep were grazing.' How many sheep
do you reckon there are ?' asked the farmer proudly
'Seven hundred and sixty four,' replied
the boy after a few seconds.
farmer gasped. 'That's exactly right, boy. How did you count
them so quickly ?'
said the boy genius, 'I just counted the legs and divided
by four !
you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire
It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and
said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!
you hear about the little boy who was named after his father
They called him Dad !
Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick !|
Mom: Well, you know what they say - you
can't keep a good man down !
A Boys Life ! |