What are you doing son?
Writing my brother a letter.
That's a lovely idea, dear, but why are you writing so slowly?
Because he can't read very fast!
Brother: If you broke your arm in two places, what would you
I wouldn't go back to those two place, that's for sure.
brother's just opened a shop.
How's he doing?
months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.
is he really?
he's a six-foot-six billposter.
did your brother ask your father to sit in the freezer?
she wanted an ice-cold pop!
Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.
Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
he sleeps on a waterbed !
brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?
featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !