girlfriend thinks I'm a great wit. Well, she's half right.
My girlfriend and I fell out last night. She wanted to go
and watch ice-skating, but I wanted to go the football match.
What was the ice-skating like ?
did the undertaker say to his girlfriend ?
understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.
They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle
his face with sand to get a better grip.
I take my girlfriend out for a meal she eats her head off.
She looks better that way.
Ugh ! The water in my glass is cloudy .
trying to impress his new girlfriend: It's all right, it's just
the glass that hasn't been washed.
girlfriend is a beautiful redhead - no hair, just a redhead!