was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough
courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided
to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will
you marry me?'
course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
a cow's favourite love song?
I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Pity it's not on her head.
I love cookies.
That's because you're crackers.
Boys whisper they love me.
Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?
do you call an amorous insect?
did one amorous flea say to the other?
love you aw-flea.
did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
love and hisses.
do lovesick owls say when it's raining?