here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's
all right Dad, I know how !
might find my sister a bit dull until you get to know her.
When you do you'll discover she's a real bore !
Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these
No, why ?
Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet
water for her birthday.
My sister wants to be an actress.
Is she pretty ?
Well, put it this way, she'd be perfect on radio.
Yours sister uses too much makeup.
Do you think so ?
Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes
after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling.
did your sister give cough syrup to the pony ?
someone told her it was a little horse.
does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast
she wants to rise and shine.
Did you just take a shower ?
Why, is one missing.
did your sister keep running around her bed ?
she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why is that dog staring at me like that ?
Don't mind him. He's just mad COs you're eating out of his