fairy tale jokes

Tom Thumb Jokes
Thumbelina was no bigger than her mother's thumb.
If she'd been the size of her mother's little finger would she have been called pinkie?
Tom Thumb told Thumbelina a joke ...
it was a MINI HA HA!
Tom Thumb was so small that he had to drink condensed milk!
Tom Thumb was so tiny his feet didn't touch the ground!
Where did Tom Thumb get his surname?
From his father!

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