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What is your favourite type of present?
Another present!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He has a whale of a party!
"When's your birthday?"
"July 23."
"What year?"
"Every year!"
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and get your birthday bumps!
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
What did one candle say to the other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
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