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What is your favourite
type of present?
Another present! |
How does Moby Dick celebrate
his birthday?
He has a whale of a party! |
"When's your birthday?"
"July 23."
"What year?"
"Every year!" |
What did the birthday
balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster." |
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and get your birthday bumps! |
Why did you hit your
birthday cake with a hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake! |
What did one candle
say to the other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?" |
Why couldn't prehistoric
man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks! |
Why did Davy Crockett
always wear a coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife! |
Where do you find a
birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue! |
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