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What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York! |
What would you get if
you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte! |
Where did the Easter
Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins! |
Did you hear about the
lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator! |
What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course! |
Why was the Easter Bunny
so upset?
He was having a bad hare day! |
What is this mess in
the frying pan?
Guess what, you can't fry a chocolate chicken!" |
What would you get if
you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans! |
What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite kind of story?
A cotton tale! |
Where does the Easter
Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store! |
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