|Did you hear about the
farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? |
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
|What did one coloured
egg say to the other? |
"Heard any good yolks lately?"
|What is a dog's favourite
Easter treat? |
|What has big ears, brings
Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter Elephant.
|How does the Easter
Bunny stay in shape? |
He does lots of bare-obics.
|A man wanted an Easter
pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both
very cute, but he |
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheeper!
|Why did the Easter Bunny
have to fire the duck? |
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
|What's the difference
between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?|
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
|What would you get if
you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?|