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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your neck!
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!
Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn!
Where does the Wolfman live?
In a werehouse!
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They paint the town dead!
What oinks and drinks blood?
A hampire!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
What's orange on the inside and clear on the outside?
A pumpkin in a plastic bag!
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