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Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?"
Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
Why did the pumpkin wear a football helmet?
Because it was a jock-o'-lantern!
What do you call a ghost at midnight?
A sheet in the dark!
What did the man say when he saw the long-lost maniac?
"You're a psycho for sore eyes!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry things happen on Halloween!
Did you hear about the ghost mortician?
He lived in a haunted hearse!
What would you get if you crossed a prehistoric creature with a witch?
A dino-sorceress!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A booloney sandwich!
What do little monsters like to drink?
Ghoul-Aid!
What do you call eyeglasses for a ghost?
Spooktacles!
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