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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trish.
Trish who?
Trish-or-treat!
Where would you find the graves of famous English ghouls?
Westmonster Abbey!
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer!
What did the dog say to the skeleton?
"I'd like to get to gnaw you."
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Is it good to drink witch's brew?
Yes, it's very newt tricious!
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there's no body there!
What happened when the vampire met the werewolf?
They became the best of fiends!
What Central American country has the most spooks?
Ghosta Rica!
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