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Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Wolfman with a dog?
A werewoof!

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous phantom?
The Phantom of the Slobbera!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!

What game do baby ghosts like to play?
Shriek-a-boo!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Fran-tom of the Opera!

What's fat, furry, and terrorises the fridge?
Garfiend!

Where does a vampire keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
"Once upon a slime . . ."

What's worse than a vampire with a toothache?
A skeleton with arthritis!

What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog?
He was mist.

Halloween Jokes

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