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What would you get if you crossed Patrick Henry with a hungry boy?
A patriot who says, "Give me lasagne or give me death!"
What has feathers, webbed feet, and certain inalienable rights?
The Ducklaration of Independence!
Why did the duck say "Bang!"?
Because he was a firequacker!
What cat said, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"?
Paw Revere.
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
What was Thomas Jefferson's favourite dessert?
Monti jello!
Teacher: "Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
Student: "I think it was Thomas Jeffer's son."
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.
What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?
John Hamcock!
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