|Dad: "Most people
don't have to work today, because it's Labour Day." |
Son: "If they're not working, shouldn't it be `No-Labour Day?"
|What do you usually
do on Labour Day? |
As little as possible, just like every day!
|Why did you think someone
was about to have a baby? |
Because you said it was Labour Day!
|Did you hear the one
about Labour Day? |
It works for me!