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What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A little green man with a croak of gold!
What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
"How's the weather up there?"
What would you get if you crossed an Irishman with a basketball star?
Eire Jordan!
What do you call a rainy day in Ireland?
A bad Eire day!
Irishman: "How long will you be staying in Ireland?"
Tourist: "Just one day, I'm afraid."
Irishman: "Like they say: `Eire today, gone tomorrow!'"
Did you hear about the leprechaun who went to jail?
He was a leprecon!
"I need to find something green for St. Patrick's Day. "
"Check the meat loaf in the back of the fridge!"
How did the leprechaun get to the moon?
In a shamrocket!
What would you get if you crossed a purple dinosaur with an Irish landmark?
The Barney Stone!
What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
Shamrock 'n' roll!
Teacher: "Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?"
Student: "Because it was too far for them to crawl."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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