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Why should you never talk like a turkey?
Because it's bad to use fowl language!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
What did the Indian call the Pilgrim with a bucket over his head?
"Pailface."
What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker?
A Pilgraham!
How does a monster like his turkey and stuffing?
In large quantities!
What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter?
Feaster Sunday!
What is a monsters favourite place to see a turkey?
On his plate!
What was the main thing the Pilgrims did during the first winter?
Starve.
What sign was posted during the first Thanksgiving?
"No Moccasins, No Loincloth, No Service."
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving?
A tur-key, of course!
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