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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Rugs and kisses!
What would you get if you crossed Cupid with a baseball player?
A glover boy!
What happened when the two tennis players met?
It was lob at first sight!
What would you get if you crossed Cupid with a meat and vegtable dish?
Stewpid!
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did one piece of string say to the other?
"Be my valentwine!"
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
What did one mannequin say to the other?
"I'm warm for your form!"
What did one fir tree say to the other?
"Be my valenpine!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your valentine speaking!
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