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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
A stupid Cupid!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
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