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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
"I often think about you, How about you?"
"Yes, I often think about me, too."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to kiss your face!
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