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Why did Granny stick her head in a disk drive?
Someone told her she should put her hair in a net.
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Why did the computer act crazy?
It had a screw loose.
Why shouldn't you let a penguin use your computer?
Because the chocolate melts all over the keyboard!
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
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