do computer teachers never get sick?|
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
I've been typing on the Internet so much, my right hand's begun
Doctor: That's just age.
Teacher: But my left hand is just as old and it doesn't ache
,doctor, I've spent so long at my P.C. that I've got double
"Well , go around with one eye shut
doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?|
Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting
doctor, I don't think I'm a computer anymore. Now I think I'm
Your just letting things get on top of you.
doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!|
Well, you do look a site...
doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.|
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away!
I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.|
You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
doctor, I think I'm a computer?|
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was switched on!
doctor, I'm so big I can't fit at my computer terminal!|
Have you tried to diet?
Yes, but no matter what colour it is, I still can't fit.