doctor, I've been spending so much time on the Net I've started
Really? Please take a seat!
doctor, I've been using the Internet a lot and..|
And you think you may need glasses?
Why yes, how did you know?
It was the way you came in through the window!
doctor, my computer screen is giving me a headache.|
I keep banging my head on it.
Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.|
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?|
No, you should do it on a computer.
doctor, I've been spending so long on the Net that I've started
to lose my memory.|
When did you first notice this?
When did I first notice what?