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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
Why did the gorilla log on to the Internet?
To send chimpanzee-mail.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why don't skeletons exchange e-mails?
Because we have no body to do it with!
Why don't vikings send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don't you stamp e-mails?
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee mail!
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