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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter.
Pupil: Exactly!
Do you send e-mails on your home computer?
What's the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
First internit: Why are you so sad?
Second internit: Last night I sent myself an anonymous e-mail and now I don't know who its from.
How did the cow feel when they sent her an e-mail?
She was over the moon.
How come you never write e-mails?
I'd rather send a note!
How do animal lovers send e-mails?
On the Inter-pet.
How do athletes send e-mails?
On the Inter-sweat.
How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee mail.
How do dolphins send messages?
By sea-mail.
How do footballers send messages?
By referee-mail.
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