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How do skunks send e-mail?
On their com-phew-ters.
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an icy-stare!
How do very short people send messages?
By wee-mail.
How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.
How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish fingers.
How do you get rid of internettles?
Always weed your e-mails.
How do writers send e-mail?
On the Inkernet.
How does Donald Duck send messages?
By Disney-mail.
How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his goldfinger.
How does Old McDonald send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
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