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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail!
How English teachers send messages?
By a-e-i-o-u mail.
I just sent my first e-mail.
Kongratulations!
I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't replied.
Oh no! I can't send e-mails...The keyboard's locked!
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Best viscious.
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Beast wishes.
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check for bugs in your system.
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