I'm spending too long on the Internet, I'm starting to get spots
in front of my eyes.|
Have you seen an optician?
No, just spots.
the internet to tell me what the weather's like.|
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's
to explore the Internet, how much do your computers cost?|
£500 a piece.
And how much does a whole one cost?
you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention
Who said that?
exactly can I learn on the Internet?|
Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.
See? It's working already.
Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with
your homework questions.|
Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the
What are the four elements?|
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?
Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my
men hate the Internet!|
Don't fib - I can see right through you!
do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?|
Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
does the Internet football team play?|