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Who's the biggest Internet fan on the magic roundabout?
Webedee.
Why did the chicken cross the web?
To get to the other site.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
Why did you bring your home computer into the classroom?
I wanted an apple for the teacher..
Why didn't one mouse recognise the other?
He was wearing a fake mouse-tache!
Why didn't the boy mouse get on with the girl mouse?
They just didn't click.
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off.
Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork.
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