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Who's
the biggest Internet fan on the magic roundabout?
Webedee. |
Why
did the chicken cross the web?
To get to the other site. |
Why
did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac |
Why
did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it. |
Why
did the school bully kick the classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system. |
Why
did you bring your home computer into the classroom?
I wanted an apple for the teacher.. |
Why
didn't one mouse recognise the other?
He was wearing a fake mouse-tache! |
Why
didn't the boy mouse get on with the girl mouse?
They just didn't click. |
Why
do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off. |
Why
was the skeleton using the Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork. |
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