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How did the princess find out Rumplestiltskin's name?
She looked on his gnome page.
How do ghosts avoid eye strain when they use the Internet?
They always wear spooktacles.
How do Leprechauns get on the Internet?
They use their gnome computers.
How do lions recharge their laptops?
They plug them into the manes...
How do wizards turn on their computers?
They press the on/off witch.
I love Disco dancing...
...Infact I'm a real live wire!
Is that computer dog dangerous?
No- his bark is worse than his byte!
My computer isn't electric, it's clockwork.
Really?
No, I was just winding you up.
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again...
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