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Who live up in the mountains and are always surfing the Net?
The Web-berly Hillbillies.
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
The www.izard of Oz.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker.
Who's been surfing on our web?
I can't bear to tell you.
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?
No - but he's got a ruff idea.
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Why did the vampire stop netsurfing at 11 o'clock?
It was time for his coffin break.
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
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