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Who
live up in the mountains and are always surfing the Net?
The Web-berly Hillbillies. |
Who
sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
The www.izard of Oz. |
Who
surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker. |
Who's
been surfing on our web?
I can't bear to tell you. |
Why
are elephants no good at Net surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse. |
Does
your dog know how how to surf the internet?
No - but he's got a ruff idea. |
Why
are frogs no good at websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused. |
Why
couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the
hump. |
Why
did the vampire stop netsurfing at 11 o'clock?
It was time for his coffin break. |
Why
was Cinderella able to surf the web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse. |
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