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What does a polite vampire say?
'Fang you very much.'
What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
Blood oranges.
What is a vampire's second favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.
Where does a vampire take a bath?
In a bat tub.
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults.
What's a vampire's second favourite dance?
The fang-dango.
What's pink, has a curly tail, and drinks blood?
A hampire.
Why are vampires sometimes called simple-minded?
Because they're known to be suckers.
Where does a vampire save his money?
At the blood bank.
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