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What is Dracula's favourite breakfast?
Readyneck.
Was Dracula ever married?
No, he was a bat-chelor.
What is Dracula's favourite pudding?
Leeches and scream.
Why does Dracula live in a coffin?
Because the rent is low.
Can a toothless vampire still bite you?
No, but he can give you a nasty suck!
What is it called when a vampire gets a lot of letters from his admirers?
Fang mail.
What's it called when a vampire kisses you good night?
Necking.
What is Dracula's favourite sport?
Bat-minton.
What does a vampire take for a bad cold?
Coffin drops.
What is bright red and dumb?
A blood clot.
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