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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Did you hear what happened to Frankenstein's monster?
He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months.
IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein such good fun?
MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why was Baron Frankenstein never lonely?
Because he was good at making friends.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?
'Great! That was just what I needed.'
What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches?
Keep your fingers crossed that it's a fancy dress party.
FIRST MONSTER: The bride of Frankenstein has a lovely face.
SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines.
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
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