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Why did the zombie go to hospital?
He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.
What do you calf zombies in a belfry?
Dead ringers.
What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day.
Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean.
What did the zombie get his medal for?
Deadication.
What happened to the zombie who had a bad cold?
He said, "I'm dead-up wid fuddy jokes aboud zondies."
What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.
Why was the zombie's nightclub a disaster?
It was a dead and alive hole.
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
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