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What do you get if you
cross King Kong with a snowman?
Frostbite. |
Why did King Kong join
the army?
To learn about gorilla warfare. |
What do you do if King
Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film! |
What happened when King
Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found time-consuming. |
What's the best way
to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose. |
What do you get if you
cross King Kong with a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with
its tongue. |
What's big and hairy
and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong. |
How can you mend King
Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
With a monkey wrench. |
If King Kong went to
Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid. |
What is as big as King
Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow. |
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