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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn about gorilla warfare.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found time-consuming.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow.
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