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What happened to the monster who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back.
How do you make a monster fly?
Start with a ten foot zip . . .
What monster makes funny noises in its throat?
A gargoyle.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a watchdog?
Very nervous postmen!
How do you get a monster into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first.
What time is it when a monster puts his left foot on your right foot?
Time to call an ambulance.
Why do some monsters have big ears?
Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
How can you tell if there's a monster in your fridge?
You can't shut the door.
How can you tell if a monster has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there's a monster under your bed?
When your face is nearly touching the ceiling.
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