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Monster graffiti: GET THE MONSTER BEFORE IT GETS AAARRGGH!
What happens when monsters hold beauty contests?
Nobody wins.
What does a monster do when he loses a hand?
He goes to a second-hand shop.
What do you get if you cross a Scottish monster with a hamburger?
A Big Mac.
What kind of horse would a headless horseman ride?
A nightmare.
Which monster has no luck?
The luckless monster.
JOHNNY: Dad, what has a purple body with yellow spots, eight hairy legs and big slimy eyes on stalks?
DAD: I don't know. Why?
JOHNNY: Because one's just crawled up your trouser leg.
Two monsters walked along the beach at Brighton. One said to the other,
'Not much of a crowd for a bank holiday, is there?'
What weighed 20 stone and terrorized Paris?
The Fat-Tum of the Opera.
What's blue and hairy and goes round and round?
A monster on a turntable.
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