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Why did the monster cross the road?
He wanted some chicken for his tea.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Why couldn't Swamp Thing go to the party?
Because he was bogged down in his work.
What happened when the monster fell down a well?
He kicked the bucket.
How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight?
Someone stole all his money.
How do you greet a three-headed monster?
Hello, hello, hello.
Why was the monster standing on his head?
He was turning things over in his mind.
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?
Run through the back door.
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