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How do you address a monster?
Very politely.
Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
Because she grew another foot.
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot.
What's a devil's picket line called?
A demon-stration.
What is the demons' favorite TV sit-com?
Fiends.
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin.
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch.
A little demon came running into the house saying "Mom, Dad's fallen on the bonfire!"
Mom said, "Great, we'll have a barbecue."
What did the little demon do when he bought a house?
He called it Gnome Sweet Gnome.
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