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What do you get if you cross a toad with a mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
How did the toad die?
It simply croaked.
What is a cloak?
The mating call of a Chinese toad?
What's the weakest animal in the world?
A toad. He will croak if you touch him.
Where do toads leave their coats and hats?
In the croakroom.
What is green and tough?
A toad with a machine gun.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You croak in no time.
What is the chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
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