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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.
Mother: John, why did you put a slug in auntie's bed?
John: Because I couldn't fiend a snake.
1st snake: I'm glad I'm not poisonous!
2nd snake: Why?
1st snake: Because I've just bitten my tongue.
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down?
Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the biscuits and don't worry what's in the tin.
Witch: I'd like some tiles for my bathroom.
Shopkeeper: But this is a pet shop.
Witch: That's all right - I want reptiles.
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost his skin.
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