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What did one worm say to another when he was late home?
Why in earth are you late?
What's the dif ference between a worm and a gooseberry?
Ever tried eating worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Big holes in your garden.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're Wrigley's.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm.
What makes a glow-worm glow?
A light meal.
What would you do if you found a bookworm chewing your favorite book?
Take the words right out of its mouth.
What is a bookworm's idea of a big feast?
War and Peace.
Who was wet and slippery and invaded England?
William the Conger.
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