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What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a Lego set?
A boa constructor.
What is a snake's favorite food?
Hiss fingers.
What is the dif ference between a poisonous snake and a headmaster?
You can make a pet out of the snake.
Which hand would you use to grab a poisonous snake?
Your enemy's.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
ait until he's finished.
What is a snake's favorite opera?
Wriggletto.
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other.
What should you do if you fiend a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
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