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What did the snake say -to the cornered rat?
Hiss is the end of the line mate!
What do snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
What do you call a snake that informs the police?
A grass-snake.
What did the python say to the viper?
I've got a crush on you.
What did the mommy snake say to the crying baby snake?
"Stop crying and viper your nose."
What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
They've got poisonality.
What's the snakes' favorite dance?
The mamba.
What's the snakes' second favorite dance?
The shuffle.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What did one snake say when the other snake asked him the time?
Don't asp me!
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