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What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
What would you get if you crossed a newborn snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang mail.
What's long and green and goes hith?
A snake with a lisp.
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he told them to go forth and multiply?
They couldn't - they were adders.
Which snakes are found on cars?
Windshield vipers.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on the wall?
Rep-tiles.
What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded reptile.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
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