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What do frogs sit on?
Toadstools.
What happens to illegally parked frogs?
They get toad away.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What's green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccoughs.
What did the croaking frog say to his friend?
I think I've got a person in my throat.
What's green and goes round and round at 60 miles an hour?
A frog in a liquidizer.
What is yellow and goes round and round at 60 miles an hour?
A mouldy frog in a liquidizer.
Why was the frog down-in-the-mouth?
He was un-hoppy.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time - a cat only croaks nine times.
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