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How do frogs die? T
hey Kermit suicide.
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do you get if you cross a planet with a toad?
Star warts.
What is a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola.
What do frogs drink?
Hot croako.
What is green and slimy and is found at the North Pole?
A lost frog.
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open-toad sandals.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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