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How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours.
Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him an eerie ache.
Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you.
I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right noooooooooooooooooow!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout fetch!
Why are werewolves thought of as quickwitted?
Because they always give snappy answers.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son Camera?
Because he was always snapping.
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf.
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