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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?
Edward.
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a monster with four wooden heads?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
What do you call a stupid monster?
A dummy mummy.
What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but won't go into the water?
A chicken sand-witch.
What do you call a dinosaur who's been dead and buried for a million years?
Pete.
What do you call a drunken ghost?
A methylated spirit.
What do you call a monster who has fallen into the sea and can't swim?
Bob.
What do you call a monster who likes sewing?
Fred.
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